ROMEO, JULIET AND WHATSAPP
September 08, 2014
Long, long ago. Wait!! Not very long before WhatsApp came
into picture, a great user whom all the rest called “THE CREATOR”, created a
group, “THE KINGDOM” and added all the contacts of the world. He subsequently
passed the group Adminship to his users era after era and the present admin was Prince Of Verona.
Years of chat were carried with all the love and affection before two contacts
by name Montagues and Capulets, due to personal conflicts, finally left the
group. Prince of Verona, mad at this, decreed that anyone else who created a
problem will have their accounts deleted, and he meant it this time. On the
other side the Montagues and the Capulets made their own personal groups and never chatted again with each other.
Years later, Romeo Montague, who was friend of Rosaline and
Juliet Capulet, who was a friend of Paris got accidentally added to a group
called “Masquerade Ball”. Not knowing each other’s family groups, Romeo and
Juliet chatted and eventually fell in love. Later they realized that they were
from a rival group and cannot be together. Knowing of the apocalypse, Romeo
asked Friar Laurence, a friend of Romeo, to create a group with his and Juliet’s
alternate numbers. Romeo gave his new number and Juliet asked her nurse to give
her number to Friar Laurence. Her nurse met Mercutio, another friend of Romeo
and gave him Juliet’s number to give it to Friar.
Friar created a new group and after joining Romeo and
Juliet, quitted the group and made Romeo the group admin. He also changed their
location status on Google.
A little later Tybalt Capulet of the Capulets forcibly
deleted the account of Benvolio Montague. Mad at this Romeo deleted the account
of Tybalt Capulet.
The PRINCE OF VERONA, admin of the great group “THE KINGDOM”,
decided to punish Romeo by deleting his account. Romeo scared of it hid his
online status for some time.
Juliet came to know
about all this when her nurse messaged her. Meanwhile the lord Capulet decided
that Juliet should change her number and join a group with Paris within 2 days.
Paris forcefully tried to change her number but could not succeed.
A little later, amidst the chaos, Friar Laurence hatched a plan to avoid
the number exchange by asking Juliet to uninstall her Whatsapp for 42 hours. She
agrees to do so but could not inform Romeo because of bad network signals.
Romeo got a notification, a rumor, that Juliet has deleted
her account. Taken back by the tragedy he deletes his account himself. Just then
Juliet re installs her Whatsapp and re activates her account. Shell shocked by
the incident she mourns about her loss. Meanwhile Paris tries to send angry
emoticon to her.
Broken into tears she
finally deletes her account and goes offline forever with her Romeo.
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7 comments
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ReplyDeleteHumor! Totally correct in 21st century, wait for some more time, you are going to hear all this s a true soon! Tab Tak banaate rahe :-)
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Deleteyeah rishi, thats true... some where the humor stands right!!
DeleteAwesome man!!!!. Instead of recreating the ancient tale, you've created a contemporary Romeo-Juliet. Well done :).. Keep writing more of such stuff
ReplyDeleteAwesome man!!!!. Instead of recreating the ancient tale, you've created a contemporary Romeo-Juliet. Well done :).. Keep writing more of such stuff
ReplyDeleteThanks Saurabh!! sure i will :)
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